Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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