I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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