these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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