Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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