How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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