I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
