great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
