I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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