Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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