D3 body, D1 cock
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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