He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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