my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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