She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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