Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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