I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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