was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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