I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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