I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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