If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
