Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You're a waste of cheezeits
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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