Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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