Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
