you guys were way drunker than both of me
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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