problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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