Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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