Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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