Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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