Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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