I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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