a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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