I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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