Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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