Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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