I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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