weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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