Non-Jews are for practice
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We need a shit load of segways right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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