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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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