Whats the glycemic index on semen?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Randomize