You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Acid is not a monday night drug
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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