You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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