giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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