I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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