That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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