My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
organizing the empties. That sober.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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