There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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