Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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