Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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