try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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