3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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