Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The air taste purple.
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