Is it normal to miss your booty call?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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