ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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