Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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