just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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