So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
