I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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