4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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