Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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